white poison industries

a dude from Germany writes:

Hi,i really like your vid “Big Mac Attack!” and i would like to have the lyrics… i couldnt find em at the internet,so i made my own…but in cause of my bad english there are many many mistakes…plz…really plz correct em!
PS: i voted your vid with 5*^^

we make fat cash for fuck your fat ass
its big mac is back and hes attacking the masters
with mass of the mout to seggurate the fat to sandwiches
big mac big mac
i scrimbled to the ryhm right grimace (ding dong)
kick down the door open wild its a mac attack bitches
b i g to the m a c and mc what a recipie check it to
all beef pannis special sauce that is cheese
pickels onions on the ses me see bong
that bolge in my ass see my bonge as my wather wears a tanga
wet you wonder in ja morder and a number one
no wineline i got a nine in my pocket with loge fries
its suicied waitin for you from both sides
eh yo sides who gig did it full fig it in both dies
crinnin a big mac with bolgen eyes
how me just cuz i
put a little wabbel in the estrab
wabbel wabbel will between you and i
lil shorty when u gabble my dick rais
ronald mc donalds got a thank for the big dais
gimme the bonce yes the cash the special sauce
stripping of the hamburger patty stack holding ur hand
its like grabbing a fist full of fat ass
or erbeg the fat cash
eyyo i gets dusted as well the bong we’d musted
ketchup cheese and the senonjence
thats wan brem bolojo yo stay joung like elives senon
like moma cass present and halfting big bonn still ya
come sit under the golden notches yo
you live a die you do we got payed bre godless so offices
how payed gold with the crockets from ur dead ploding cockesses
but u keep coming back so we surfing ya
parly seggurate the fattin pur surf it is
well look should dead beadis is a murderer
to say the word i go get the hamburgerler
we make fat cash for fuck your fat ass
its big mac is back and hes attacking the masters
with mass of the mout to seggurate the fat to sandwiches
big mac big mac
who wants beef – best believe we believe in dead bodies
and heats in this motherfucking streets
and puddels are grades instead of cheese
the desert ease making mcs freeze
like the shamrock shaking machines
making these customers bust out of their jeanes
we complease instead of sees old beas si dee noni de panic
just cuz strettin to the citys like an epedemic
forget about it and never listen and this is polemic
drick it down but academics (eh ehm) check it
i break it down bout the numbers the joungers
keep betch he by a humangers trible fungers
and happy meals happen to be the crap they feel
like packing in our backpacks and thats for real
making deeze loose kids while clowns and cartoons
now were coming with raptoons theyre after you
we make fat cash for fuck your fat ass
its big mac is back and hes attacking the masters
with mass of the mout to seggurate the fat to sandwiches
big mac big mac big mac
and thats how it goes down – come inside step n’ in line
you get surfed like the millions befo
you begatten all night right willen to fo
what does that mean i dright know – what

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The 48 Hour Film Project is coming up this weekend. Want to act? Know a great location? Got a unique prop? We’re building a list of actors, props and locations. Holla.

In 2007 I teamed up with the distinguished SouthSiderStudios crew and we won best of city. Check it out:

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The 48 Hour Film Project is coming up this weekend. Want to act? Know a great location? Got a unique prop? We’re building a list of actors, props and locations. Holla.

In 2006 I teamed up with the distinguished SouthSiderStudios crew for both the 48 Hour Film Project and the National Film Challenge. Here’s what we did:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBBi3Cqyt_0
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRStofccFvw

The 48 Hour Film Project is coming up this weekend. Want to act? Know a great location? Got a unique prop? We’re building a list of actors, props and locations. Holla.

In 2005 I teamed up with the distinguished SouthSiderStudios crew for both the 48 Hour Film Project and the National Film Challenge. Here’s what we did:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9lEkdeTUI
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxU6tH29QSo

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