Mooched from The GayTheist, Huffington Post, and various other sources comes a video by Garfunkel and Oates poking fun at Bill O’Reilly and Pat Robertson for equating both gay marriage and hate crimes legislation with having sex with ducks:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8
And in the interest in destroying the innocence of your childhood, here’s a related video:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjbEWKK8AU
Why?
Just Because.
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Info on Bill-O’s and Robertson’s comments:
Nutjob1
Nutjob2
Or so we’re supposed to believe according to autotune the news. They take political commentary/shows and autotune them into songs.
The third autotune the news video has recently been released, and between Dick Cheney’s awkward silence and Hilary being serenaded by the leaders of Afghanistan and Pakistan who apparently want to play Donkey Kong with her, it’s absolute brilliance:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fngEnIkz44
If you’d like to see more of their videos the youtube channel is here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho
Why?
Just Because.
…Sushi?

For all things llama, I bring you…
(drumroll)
The Weekly Llama!
http://www.weeklyllama.com/
And if there is seriously anyone out there that doesn’t get the title:
The Llama Song!
Why?
Just Because.
Fuck yeah. Our state kicks your state’s ass!

(mooched from a friend)
Why?
Just Because.
Knowing that they’ll regret having sent that drunken txt not only because you read it…
But because now everyone can…
Because you posted it online:
textsfromlastnight.com
Why?
Just Because…
Some call it “your moment of zen” others refer to it as a “mental health break”. “Daily WTF”, “LOLs” of all shapes and sizes, or just that random bit of over the top crazy that has to be shared. We’ve all done it, found some bit of randomness while perusing the web that we just had to share with others, and received the one word quizzical response: “Why?”
Well, now you have your answer. “Just Because…”.
So for the first time on White Poison…
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI&feature=player_embedded
Why?
Just Because…