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When you’re a husky child, there is absolutely nothing worse than not being part of the plan. That’s why, you need to make sure that all your friends know what’s really good about Winter Formal…they don’t even need to be husky. Let those skinny ladies know too!

See, I realize that some of you have something real special and intricate all worked out for the evening of Winter Formal already. You and that special someone are headed out for an evening of living large, eating crab, rolling dice and then heading back to his/her place so he/she can serenade you with a poorly crafted Winger cover. And you won’t mind either, because you love Winger so much. In fact, while that special someone is serenading your to the best of his/her ability, you’re probably rekindling those dreamy thoughts of Kip Winger you’ve been holding back since ’92.

But then again, this probably applies only to small margin of the folks we know (those high-rollin’, crab-eatin’, Winger fanatics), and that’s ok.

For the rest of y’all, come on to the Winter Formal at the Beechwood Lounge. We’ll handle setting the mood and getting your Valentine’s Day where it needs to go.

So, share the information. Pass the Winter Formal along to your friends. It’s easy. If you’re a Facebook user, just click the icon and share. And…hope that others will do the same thing for you.

No one wants to be the lonely chubby kid. Been there, done that.