botics is a blacksmith with a family and a covered wagon. no axles. no spare wagon tongues. just three boxes of bullets. he’s been bitten by a snake.
How can I grow a beard like Billbotics?
Listen, geez…how many times do I have to tell you all about this? Neither $trick9 and The Truth nor anyone involved with this website condone the unnatural manipulation of facial hair. We just don’t have the science for it yet. Hold your horses. Hold ‘em!
But, I will tell you that I’ve seen Billbotics with a large zip lock bag filled with what appears to be some type of hand creme lotion, Pop Rocks, orris root powder, vervain and soy sauce. After blending it in a traditional food blender, he applies the concoction and bakes it into the hair follicles using a light therapy box to accelerate the process.
Don’t quote us on any of it, we were most likely overhydrated.
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