merry christmas from white poison industries
Monthly Archive for December, 2008
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
botics is a blacksmith with a family and a covered wagon. no axles. no spare wagon tongues. just three boxes of bullets. he’s been bitten by a snake.
How can I grow a beard like Billbotics?
Listen, geez…how many times do I have to tell you all about this? Neither $trick9 and The Truth nor anyone involved with this website condone the unnatural manipulation of facial hair. We just don’t have the science for it yet. Hold your horses. Hold ‘em!
But, I will tell you that I’ve seen Billbotics with a large zip lock bag filled with what appears to be some type of hand creme lotion, Pop Rocks, orris root powder, vervain and soy sauce. After blending it in a traditional food blender, he applies the concoction and bakes it into the hair follicles using a light therapy box to accelerate the process.
Don’t quote us on any of it, we were most likely overhydrated.
The truth expels from the serpent’s jaw with razor-sharp precision. Duke, $trick9’s pulverizing left hand, spits hot lava upon the huddled masses, brandishing ludicrous revelations upon those who fearfully watch on. Wearing the thorny crown of dissent, Duke marks his territory by exposing the fragile and fleshy underbelly of society’s most sacred cows. Within his scope sights all who numb society of it’s collective intelligence.
Duke’s background is steep in folk and rebel music, previously performing as a solo artist before joining forces with Nine and the crew and taking his throne as king of the low end. When he’s not shattering the mainstream with his thunderous and distinct tone, he’s most likely to be commanding his audience of readers as the messiah of the written word.
$trick9’s ideology, if it can be called such, is nothing more than hypocritical ranting, pretentious posturing and vapid rhymes devoid of all meaning. In his more livid moments he arrogantly claims to have solved the great social ills of our age. His “final solution” is as devoid of all humanity as it is ignorant of the intractable class conflicts that cause these ills. To be ignorant of the class conflicts within our society is pardonable, and may be corrected through reeducation and indoctrination into the consciousness of the toiling masses. But preaching a message of hatred, conceit and decadence that only plays into the hands of our oppressive ruling class in unpardonable. Only the heel of revolutionary justice can stamp out such a scourge.
Also known as the musical genius, Matty J provides trance-inducing melodies that leave the crowd speechless. A master of any musical instrument he touches, he sugar-coats the poison that listeners are about to digest. MJ doesn’t need to verbally victimize the audience to get his message across, yet he creates sonic backdrops for some of the most violent and opulent rhymes ever made.
MJ also focuses his interests in brewing fine, hand-crafted lagers from start to finish. His keen insight in proportioning the key elements of sonic craft show through in his capabilities in bringing some of the finest hops to fruition in an endless cycle of alcohol tempering.
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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq2SpcHP2KA
all i had to do to post this was enter the youtube URL and add a “v” after “http” = “httpv” in the url. and i added a little purple to make it regal looking.
